NEW - 6/6/09

If dogs and cats didn't have fur, would we still pet them?

 

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look the way they do?

 

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what are fog horns made from?

 

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

When companies ship Styrofoam what do they pack it in?


Well folks here it is. What you have all been waiting for! All of my fans (both of them) have been patiently waiting for the new points to ponder. Always remember: God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, just look in the mirror. (Some of you will get that later).

 

Keep in mind as you read my points: The definition on PONDER is to "consider something deeply and thoroughly or to meditate". This is not something I just throw together...... If you have heard these before, just skip to the next.

 

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

 

Why do people use answering machines to screen calls and then have caller ID so they won't miss a call from someone they didn't want to talk to anyway?

 

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

 

Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you always turn down the volume on the radio? (notice next time, I'll bet you do)

 

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors and dish washing liquid is made from real lemons?

 

Daylight savings time......Why do they save it and where do they keep it?

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